Daily Mail – A 15-year-old high school girl has allegedly been caught on camera having sex with multiple boys in a girls’ bathroom on campus.
At least one student has been disciplined for ‘inappropriate activity’ after police reports suggested 25 boys were seen going in and out of the bathroom at South Fort Myers High School in Fort Myers, Florida.
The girl reportedly told the school’s principal she ‘had sex with a number of the boys’, while fellow students claimed the group ‘locked themselves’ in and filmed the acts on camera.
First of all. Of course it was fucking Florida. I would actually be more surprised if it wasn’t Florida at this point. Florida is equivalent to Chinese tourists. They both live by their own set of rules in society.
Second of all. 25 Guys!? And she’s only 15!? I don’t think I’ve even hugged 25 girls in my life and that includes female family members (fun fact I’m 23 years old). Meanwhile, Regina George over here is just passing guys around with no regard for human life.
I NEED to know if this was one day. That would make the story even better. I picture the guys waiting in line outside of the bathroom and just being tagged in to the bathroom like a WWE match. Or even better maybe it’s like a Royal Rumble match and it’s just a free for all of who gets to the vagina first.
So many questions to be answered. Is there a time limit on the sex or is it two pumps and out? Are there any 3 or 4 somes or is she more of a solo jimmy? Did she send out a mass text message/email/ Fb event page or did word just spread campus instantly. Why did she stop at 25? (must suck being kid number 26).
One of my favorite parts of the story is easily this line: ” Another student added: ‘A bunch of football players went into a room with a girl and had sex with her, and a bunch of the football players were suspended. ”
Such a stereotypical risqué high school sex act. Why is it always football team? Probably all went in with their letterman jackets on too and the front of their hair gelled up cradling a football in the off hand. Someone give the basketball or tennis team some sex for the love of God.
Sidenote: Can you imagine this chick’s kill count when she’s 21 and graduated college? Actually that’s assuming she goes to college because she doesn’t seem like the biggest winner of all time. Her mom and step dad (not a chance she has a real dad, he either killed himself after this or more likely he was not around and that explains the entire scenario) must be so proud of her.
Double Sidenote: How much does it suck being the last kid in line? He runs to the bathroom sees there is a long line, puts his head down, and just sighs in the back of the line. All the crying jordan faces memes for that kid.