I think we can chalk this one up as another reason to never step foot in the state of Florida. Alligators scare the shit out of me. This is because they are equally as deadly on land as they are in the water, and a lot of animals can’t say that.

Picture trying to focus on a sand trap shot–which is hard enough as it is–then this 20-ft. fucking pre-historic beast comes strutting down the fairway. I would straight piss my pants and try to remain as still as possible. Fuck Florida.