Waterboarding. Sleep deprivation. Mutilation. Getting stuck in an elevator with your Ex for 4 hours.  4 hours….are you kidding me!? Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas had to deal with that this weekend.  Rough, rough start to the weekend.*

There is so many things wrong with being stuck in an elevator with your Ex.  Have you ever been stuck in an elevator with a rando for 5 min? Most awkward time of you life.  Just either keep your head down in your phone pretending to be texting or looking straight ahead at nothing.  At no point do you make eye contact with a rando in the elevator.  Now times that awkwardness by 15 when you stuck in an elevator with one of your worst enemies for 235 more minutes than my hypothetical.

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Also, why are Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas in the same area never mind the same elevator.  I feel like if you somehow get stuck in an elevator with your Ex you kind of deserve what is coming to you.  You have to avoid exs at all times, whether that means take the stairs or just wait for a second elevator.  Stupid stupid move out of you Mr. Jonas.

I honestly don’t know what I would do if I was stuck in an elevator with my Ex for a long time. I’d probably  just climb through the top of the elevator and jump.  Pretty much only thing you can do in a situation like that…. well unless you’re both drunk.  If you’re both drunk, I think we all know what is going to happen (the answer comes 9 months later).

 

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I’ll tell you one thing though… there are worst people to be stuck in an elevator with than Demi Lovato.  That would possibly be a top 10 person I’d love to be stuck in an elevator with. I mean…..

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You have to be fucking kidding me.  Even when Joe Jonas is losing he is still winning.  If there is a God, HE will get me stuck in an elevator with Demi Lovato just one time.

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 31: Demi Lovato is seen at 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on August 31, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by RB/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)