You know who sometimes you see a movie trailer for a movie you have never even heard of and you just know it’s going to be good? Even if you don’t know what I’m talking about, just fuck off and go with it. Anyway, Murder On The Orient Express is a prime example of what I am talking about.

I have no clue what Murder On The Orient Express is. What I do know is that I can almost guarentee that it is going to be a fire movie.

Apparently Murder On The Orient Express is a book? I had no clue. However, I am a sucker for murder mysteries and a murder that takes place on a train with nine (?) suspects that can’t get off the train is intriguing to say the least.

Plus, take a look at the cast:

  • Johnny Depp
  • Kenneth Branagh
  • Daisy Ridley
  • Penelope Cruz
  • Michelle Pfeiffer
  • Josh Gad
  • Judi Dench
  • Willem Dafoe



P.S. Marry me Daisy Ridley. Or at least let me take you you to dinner then get rejected four minutes in.